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(You Don't Know) Jack Schitt

from Pornucopia (Blurred​-​Out Japanese Version) by Jackass Penguins

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A movie star, that's my Jack
In the pool in Caddyshack
Jack is short, but sometimes tall
He's sometimes big, but he's mostly small
Jack is great, but he's not rich
Yeah he swims just like a dying fish
A nice guy, he's pretty warm
Did I mention that he likes to eat yellow corn

But you don't know Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt, a private man
I saw him at the park, he had a tan
A neat guy with nothin to say
I see him once or twice every single fucking day
He's not as famous as he used to be
He spends his time at Seal Beach
A movie star, well never again
He's registered, real-life, Republican

But you don't know Jack Schitt

Mercy, mercy
Can it be?
Jack's the king of Washington D.C.

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from Pornucopia (Blurred​-​Out Japanese Version), released August 25, 1998

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