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From the 1995 album "Songs for a Lost Generation"

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This is the story
sad, but true
of a fat old man from Kalamazoo
He said he was strong at a time
but I can't say when 'cause it doesn't rhyme

He's a slob in '94
Wants to eat a little more

He does wait all of his day
'til the mailman comes
He doesn't stay
Now he is old and quiet
Doesn't sleep anymore
or try a diet

He's a slob in '94
Wants to eat a little more

He watches his big screen
all day through
He is a slob
His name is Lou
Well how ya doin
I'm doing fine
Why don'cha come outside into the sunshine?

You're a slob, yes you are Lou.
Why don'cha go on a diet?
No?
Then fuck you.
Amongst all this cuss
I wasn't driving too well
and hit a bus from the County Jail

He died that night in intensive care
No one visited Lou
Not one person was there
He was embalmed and buried at high noon
The church bells rung to the famous tune

He's a slob in '94
Wants to eat a little more
Slob in '94

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from Dos Equis, released November 15, 2013
Recorded by Antonio Torres

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A lo-fi musical outlet. Started in late 1993 in Riverside. Concerts have been nearly nonexistent, but recording has been prolific. Aside from a few locals and casual fans, the band is willingly obscure.

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