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Diskovepher - Murph

from Dos Equis by Jackass Penguins

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From the 1994 Diskovepher album "Crude Hoyle"

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The teacher calls you to the front of the class
You find it dandy to pick your ass
Everyone laughs and your face turns red
The teacher looks at you here’s what she said

Murphpicker murphpicker sticky and brown
You better stop pickin or get outta town

You walk into the liquor store
Your feet are tired and your ass is sore
Your murph digs deeper and you are pissed
You pick that murph with a double twist
An old lady walkin from Club Med
She saw you pickin and then she said

Murphpicker murphpicker sticky and brown
You better stop pickin or get outta town

You walk into the liquor store
Your murph is back but you try to ignore
You go and get a root beer float
Your murph is juicy and you start to bloat
The cup is bad and it starts to leak
You put your hand on a butt cheek
Your hand is ready and you can’t resist
You pick that murph with a triple twist
The owner says “Hey bitch” and your face turns red
He flips you off here’s what he said

Murphpicker murphpicker sticky and brown
You better stop pickin or get outta town

Murphpickin is very wrong
So don’t pick that murph or get off my turf

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from Dos Equis, track released April 30, 1994

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A lo-fi musical outlet. Started in late 1993 in Riverside. Concerts have been nearly nonexistent, but recording has been prolific. Aside from a few locals and casual fans, the band is willingly obscure.

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