Pornucopia (Blurred​-​Out Japanese Version)

by Jackass Penguins

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about

Our first bonafide concept album, filled with debauchery and titillating imagery. You snoozed and now are stuck with the crappy Japanese version that blurs out everyone's junk. Loser!

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released August 25, 1998

Produced by Derrick Hoyle
Recorded and mixed at Vibrate Sender, Riverside, CA in August 1998
Originally released on Oyitt Records
Converted from analog to digital from original tapes in August 2013
All songs by M. Watson, unless otherwise noted.
Cover photo from Pendleton, Oregon by Derrick Hoyle.

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Some rights reserved. Please refer to individual track pages for license info.

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Jackass Penguins Yucaipa, California

A lo-fi musical outlet. Started in late 1993 in Riverside. Concerts have been nearly nonexistent, but recording has been prolific. Aside from a few locals and casual fans, the band is willingly obscure.

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Track Name: Intro (excerpt from "How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm")
Music and lyrics by W. Donaldson, S. Lewis and J. Young
Track Name: Hello, Fuck You
Hello, I am singing a song to you.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, fuck you.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, fuck
Hello, hello, hello, hello, fuck
Hello, hello, hello, hello, fuck you.
Track Name: Wide-Open Beavers
Wide open beavers
Track Name: Desperado
I want you to believe
I love you even when you leave
I will watch you when you sleep
With other guys and other creeps

And all I want is you to see that I'm a possibility
And all I want is you to think that I'm a possibility

And I watch you when you breathe
Your breasts move they bounce and heave
When you smile I see your teeth
I wonder what you think of me
Track Name: Smells Like Clams
I'm locked up in this house of shit
Will you ever get me out of it
I'm the only one that you need
I'm the last American virgin

Set me free

I got my head checked in 1942
I got laid in my past life, I was just like you
I was happy as a clam
Or a pussycat on my lap

Set me free

I just want to get laid
I'll do it any which way
I just want to get laid
Let me do it today
Track Name: Surfboards For Everyone
Surfboards for everyone

Checking out the honeys in Santa Barbara
Surfboards in the sand
Wet bikinis and lowered Hondas
Surfboards in the sand
I'm checking out every single surfer girl
While I catch the pipe and shoot the curl

Wet wet surfboards in the sand, yeah
Hot chicks sleeping with a tan, yeah
Surfboards for everyone

Driving down the coast looking for more honeys
Surfboards in the sand
When we find a beach with Playboy bunnies
Surfboards in the sand
Well I've combed the beach, been around the world
But I never fucked that many surfer girls
Track Name: Cherry Pie
Cherry, cherry, I can't say no
I got to be there when your juices flow
I love the petals of your little rosebud
I always love it when you start to flood
Just call me Moses, I part the Red Sea
I'm not a vampire, but I'd like to be

You're screamin screamin at the top of your lungs
I'm reamin reamin with the tip of my tongue

Cherry, cherry, covered in blood
You're very sexy when you just let it flood
Let me taste your sweet cherry pie
I promise not to leave until it's dry
Cherry, cherry, so very sweet
I'm so excited, I can taste the heat

You're screamin screamin at the top of your lungs
I'm reamin reamin with the tip of my tongue

Once a month, I part the Red Sea
Once a month, drink cherry tea
Once a month, red tide
Once a month, I crawl inside
Once a month, crimson weed
Once a month, I worship thee
Once a month, I part the Red Sea
Once a month, I part the Red Sea
Track Name: (You Don't Know) Jack Schitt
A movie star, that's my Jack
In the pool in Caddyshack
Jack is short, but sometimes tall
He's sometimes big, but he's mostly small
Jack is great, but he's not rich
Yeah he swims just like a dying fish
A nice guy, he's pretty warm
Did I mention that he likes to eat yellow corn

But you don't know Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt, a private man
I saw him at the park, he had a tan
A neat guy with nothin to say
I see him once or twice every single fucking day
He's not as famous as he used to be
He spends his time at Seal Beach
A movie star, well never again
He's registered, real-life, Republican

But you don't know Jack Schitt

Mercy, mercy
Can it be?
Jack's the king of Washington D.C.
Track Name: There Is Water In The Sea
Ha
Ha
Ha
Hey, wanna be my friend?
Hey, wanna be there 'til the end?
I feel no pain
I feel no hate
Life is perfect and you know
Life is perfect, hence I go

On the bottom of the sea
She was waiting there for me
On the bottom of the sea
Bottom of the sea
There is water in the sea
I was father, I was me
And I wanna see what there is to see so I can see
No I can't see oh I can't see oh

There is water in the sea
Track Name: Girlfriends
No bare feet, comprehend?
You know I don't pretend.
It's so goddamn easy
to be yourself, you can't be me.

On the dark side of the sun
They just copy everyone
Romantic, nude, single nun
Vibrations that signal fun

I'm looking for a girl
who doesn't want my pearl.
Jam on her toast all day.
She likes me, but she's gay.

Her girlfriend is so so sweet.
They embrace when they both meet.
They're so loyal and won't cheat.
I am just a parakeet.
Track Name: Monica Lewinsky
I don't know what to think
Because I have sung my last song on this earth
I don't know what to feel

Don't feel like a whore
Track Name: Lullaby
Tonight we fly so free
Wish you could be here with me

A lullaby to subside our fears
A lullaby to dry our tears

Tonight we cry my dear
We cry inside this year
Track Name: Winter
Music and lyrics by James Iha
Track Name: Sun
Now the sun
Yeah it shines
It shines on everyone
On the earth
In our world
Our work is never done

Where are we going
Where are we headed
When it all comes crashing down?

When I look
at the clouds
I feel like I'm let down
And I see
The rain start
I cannot help but frown

And I drive on by
all of the black clouds
And I drive on through
all of the downpours
And I drive all night
The rain is ending
What a blessed sight
The sunrise

Now the sun
Yeah it shines
It shines on everyone
On the earth
In our world
Our work is never done

Where are we going
Where are we headed
When it all comes crashing down?

Looking up
Skies are blue
My hope is borne anew
And my heart
is tattooed
With images of you

With images of you