Fantasy Remains

by Jackass Penguins

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    A four-song compilation featuring songs from 2000 to 2014. Black lathe-cut vinyl only. Only two copies were pressed as of the release date, but an additional pressing of three copies was released in April 2016.

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A four song compilation featuring selections recorded between 2000 and 2014. Release is offered as a digital download and/or a short-run 7-inch lathe-cut vinyl pressing limited to 5 copies.


released September 1, 2015

All music by Michael James Watson. All rights reserved.



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Jackass Penguins Yucaipa, California

A lo-fi musical outlet. Started in late 1993 in Riverside. Concerts have been nearly nonexistent, but recording has been prolific. Aside from a few locals and casual fans, the band is willingly obscure.

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Track Name: Silver Queen
oh yeah
all right
she laughs
flat on her back
intact and her radiance good
6-pack's not coming back
in fact I think that they all should

silver queen
it's not like in dreams
but things are still misunderstood
fantasy, like your liberty
remains so far from Hollywood

the size of your tits
I sit alone thinking of you
bad trips
reality clicks
no chicks have been as pretty as you

the desert lies beyond
with dust instead of fog
the engine's turning on
two hours, we'll be gone
Track Name: Las Vegas
Buy two, get three free
I promise thee
Every single day
I want to say that I'm leaving you for good
That's why I never called last night
Stood you up for our first date, yeah
I never thought I'd do such a stupid ass thing 'til I saw you
And then I went to the motocross and I got down on my knees and thought
I could be so fucking famous without you
So why would I need you?
I won't ever say to you that you were just a good fuck, yeah
I can't believe
What have I become?
What have I done to everyone?
Las Vegas shines so bright in the night
Las Vegas, outta sight
Track Name: Aerial
Going up the mountainside
Nice day for a trammin' ride
Clouds look like cottonball ghosts
Superclear views to Mexico
Above the clouds I walk up here
With my friends there are no tears
Trouble down below the clouds
I don't care I'm up here now
Aerial examiner
Stereo pentameter
The world is here