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I Love Jesus Bumper Sticker

from Dos Equis by Jackass Penguins

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From the 1998 album "Not An Album"

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I’ve got an I Love Jesus bumper sticker
It means I’m gonna get to heaven a lot quicker than you
and when I’m in front of St. Peter
he’ll remember my God-almighty Jesus egg beater
and every Sunday I watch TV
all the people dressed in Sunday best, oh yeee
I just love her afro mascara
I got my credit card ready, yeah I dare ya
I listen to the radio to the sermons
while I kill one hundred million jewish German tourists
Yeah I’m always right, can’t ever be wrong
'cause God is forgiving and I am not
Love thy neighbor while I shove and pry
Anti-Darwin single-minded one-of-a-kind

Abortion clinic shootout, yeah yeah yeah
Jesus was a Baptist, yeah yeah yeah

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from Dos Equis, track released May 30, 1998

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Jackass Penguins Yucaipa, California

A lo-fi musical outlet. Started in late 1993 in Riverside. Concerts have been nearly nonexistent, but recording has been prolific. Aside from a few locals and casual fans, the band is willingly obscure.

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