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Pornucopia (Blurred​-​Out Japanese Version)

by Jackass Penguins

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Music and lyrics by W. Donaldson, S. Lewis and J. Young
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Hello, I am singing a song to you. Hello, hello, hello, hello, fuck you. Hello, hello, hello, hello, fuck Hello, hello, hello, hello, fuck Hello, hello, hello, hello, fuck you.
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Wide open beavers
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Desperado 04:54
I want you to believe I love you even when you leave I will watch you when you sleep With other guys and other creeps And all I want is you to see that I'm a possibility And all I want is you to think that I'm a possibility And I watch you when you breathe Your breasts move they bounce and heave When you smile I see your teeth I wonder what you think of me
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I'm locked up in this house of shit Will you ever get me out of it I'm the only one that you need I'm the last American virgin Set me free I got my head checked in 1942 I got laid in my past life, I was just like you I was happy as a clam Or a pussycat on my lap Set me free I just want to get laid I'll do it any which way I just want to get laid Let me do it today
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Surfboards for everyone Checking out the honeys in Santa Barbara Surfboards in the sand Wet bikinis and lowered Hondas Surfboards in the sand I'm checking out every single surfer girl While I catch the pipe and shoot the curl Wet wet surfboards in the sand, yeah Hot chicks sleeping with a tan, yeah Surfboards for everyone Driving down the coast looking for more honeys Surfboards in the sand When we find a beach with Playboy bunnies Surfboards in the sand Well I've combed the beach, been around the world But I never fucked that many surfer girls
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Cherry Pie 02:26
Cherry, cherry, I can't say no I got to be there when your juices flow I love the petals of your little rosebud I always love it when you start to flood Just call me Moses, I part the Red Sea I'm not a vampire, but I'd like to be You're screamin screamin at the top of your lungs I'm reamin reamin with the tip of my tongue Cherry, cherry, covered in blood You're very sexy when you just let it flood Let me taste your sweet cherry pie I promise not to leave until it's dry Cherry, cherry, so very sweet I'm so excited, I can taste the heat You're screamin screamin at the top of your lungs I'm reamin reamin with the tip of my tongue Once a month, I part the Red Sea Once a month, drink cherry tea Once a month, red tide Once a month, I crawl inside Once a month, crimson weed Once a month, I worship thee Once a month, I part the Red Sea Once a month, I part the Red Sea
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A movie star, that's my Jack In the pool in Caddyshack Jack is short, but sometimes tall He's sometimes big, but he's mostly small Jack is great, but he's not rich Yeah he swims just like a dying fish A nice guy, he's pretty warm Did I mention that he likes to eat yellow corn But you don't know Jack Schitt Jack Schitt, a private man I saw him at the park, he had a tan A neat guy with nothin to say I see him once or twice every single fucking day He's not as famous as he used to be He spends his time at Seal Beach A movie star, well never again He's registered, real-life, Republican But you don't know Jack Schitt Mercy, mercy Can it be? Jack's the king of Washington D.C.
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Ha Ha Ha Hey, wanna be my friend? Hey, wanna be there 'til the end? I feel no pain I feel no hate Life is perfect and you know Life is perfect, hence I go On the bottom of the sea She was waiting there for me On the bottom of the sea Bottom of the sea There is water in the sea I was father, I was me And I wanna see what there is to see so I can see No I can't see oh I can't see oh There is water in the sea
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Girlfriends 03:58
No bare feet, comprehend? You know I don't pretend. It's so goddamn easy to be yourself, you can't be me. On the dark side of the sun They just copy everyone Romantic, nude, single nun Vibrations that signal fun I'm looking for a girl who doesn't want my pearl. Jam on her toast all day. She likes me, but she's gay. Her girlfriend is so so sweet. They embrace when they both meet. They're so loyal and won't cheat. I am just a parakeet.
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I don't know what to think Because I have sung my last song on this earth I don't know what to feel Don't feel like a whore
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Lullaby 03:58
Tonight we fly so free Wish you could be here with me A lullaby to subside our fears A lullaby to dry our tears Tonight we cry my dear We cry inside this year
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Winter 03:48
Music and lyrics by James Iha
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Sun 02:51
Now the sun Yeah it shines It shines on everyone On the earth In our world Our work is never done Where are we going Where are we headed When it all comes crashing down? When I look at the clouds I feel like I'm let down And I see The rain start I cannot help but frown And I drive on by all of the black clouds And I drive on through all of the downpours And I drive all night The rain is ending What a blessed sight The sunrise Now the sun Yeah it shines It shines on everyone On the earth In our world Our work is never done Where are we going Where are we headed When it all comes crashing down? Looking up Skies are blue My hope is borne anew And my heart is tattooed With images of you With images of you

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Our first bonafide concept album, filled with debauchery and titillating imagery. You snoozed and now are stuck with the crappy Japanese version that blurs out everyone's junk. Loser!

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released August 25, 1998

Produced by Derrick Hoyle
Recorded and mixed at Vibrate Sender, Riverside, CA in August 1998
Originally released on Oyitt Records
Converted from analog to digital from original tapes in August 2013
All songs by M. Watson, unless otherwise noted.
Cover photo from Pendleton, Oregon by Derrick Hoyle.

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Jackass Penguins Yucaipa, California

A lo-fi musical outlet. Started in late 1993 in Riverside. Concerts have been nearly nonexistent, but recording has been prolific. Aside from a few locals and casual fans, the band is willingly obscure.

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